that can take 5 strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser
Arnold Palmer
I get to play golf for a living. What more can you ask for -- getting paid
Tiger Woods
Golf is a puzzle without an answer. I've played the game for 40 years and I..
Gary Player
Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing
Ben Hogan
Only a stupid golfer throws his club behind him. The smart golfer throws his club ahead so he can pick it up on the way to the next hole. Always remember: Golf clubs don't float
Anonymous
Golf's a hard game to figure. One day you'll go out and slice it, shank it, hit all the traps, and miss every green. The next day you go out and, for no reason at all, you really stink
Bob Hope
Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by an occasional miracle
Anonymous
After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye
Chi Chi Rodriguez
I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf will. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you can get so sore at yourself that you forget to hate you enemies.
Will Rogers
I don't need to know where the green is. Where is the golf course?
Babe Ruth