golf Quotes
The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law




The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green.




One of the advantages bowling has over golf is that you seldom lose a bowling ball.
Don Carter




Golf is a game in which the ball lies poorly and the players well.
Art Rosenbaum




One thing about golf is you don't know why you play bad and why you play good.
George Archer




Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards
Al Boliska




Golf is the most fun you can have without taking your clothes off.




"After all, golf is only a game," said Millicent. Women say these things without thinking. It does not mean that there is a kink in their character. They simply don't realise what they are saying
P.G. Wodehouse,




Golf is not, on the whole, a game for realists. By its exactitudes of measurements it invites the attention of perfectionists
Heywood Hale Broun




Golf seems to me an arduous way to go for a walk. I prefer to take the dogs out.
Princess Anne




If you wish to hide your character, do not play golf
Percey Boomer




Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle.




If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.
Jack Lemmon




The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has




I don't like watching golf on TV. I can't stand whispering
David Brenner




Men who would face torture without a word become blasphemous at the short fourteenth. It is clear that the game of golf may well be included in that category of intolerable provocations which may legally excuse or mitigate behaviour not otherwise excusable.
A.P. Herbert




Baseball players quit playing and they take up golf. Basketball players quit, take up golf. Football players quit, take up golf. What are we supposed to take up when we quit?
George Archer




A golf course outside a big town serves an excellent purpose in that it segregates, as though a concentration camp, all the idle and idiot well-to-do
Osbert Sitwell




Golf is an ineffectual attempt to put an elusive ball into an obscure hole with implements ill-adapted to the purpose.




Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at them.
Jimmy DeMaret




If you call on God to improve the results of a shot while it is still in motion, you are using "an outside agency" and subject to appropriate penalties under the rules of golf.
Henry Longhurst




The difference between golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.
George Deukmejian




There's no game like golf: you go out with three friends, play eighteen holes, and return with three enemies




Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated




Golf is a game not just of manners but of morals.
Art Spander







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