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The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law

H.G. Wells

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green.

Ernest Hemingway

One of the advantages bowling has over golf is that you seldom lose a bowling ball.

Don Carter

Golf is a game in which the ball lies poorly and the players well.

Art Rosenbaum

One thing about golf is you don't know why you play bad and why you play good.

George Archer

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards

Al Boliska

Golf is the most fun you can have without taking your clothes off.

Chi Chi Rodriguez

"After all, golf is only a game," said Millicent. Women say these things without thinking. It does not mean that there is a kink in their character. They simply don't realise what they are saying

P.G. Wodehouse,

Golf is not, on the whole, a game for realists. By its exactitudes of measurements it invites the attention of perfectionists

Heywood Hale Broun

Golf seems to me an arduous way to go for a walk. I prefer to take the dogs out.

Princess Anne

If you wish to hide your character, do not play golf

Percey Boomer

Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle.

Unknown

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.

Jack Lemmon

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has

Will Rogers

I don't like watching golf on TV. I can't stand whispering

David Brenner

Men who would face torture without a word become blasphemous at the short fourteenth. It is clear that the game of golf may well be included in that category of intolerable provocations which may legally excuse or mitigate behaviour not otherwise excusable.

A.P. Herbert

Baseball players quit playing and they take up golf. Basketball players quit, take up golf. Football players quit, take up golf. What are we supposed to take up when we quit?

George Archer

A golf course outside a big town serves an excellent purpose in that it segregates, as though a concentration camp, all the idle and idiot well-to-do

Osbert Sitwell

Golf is an ineffectual attempt to put an elusive ball into an obscure hole with implements ill-adapted to the purpose.

Woodrow Wilson

Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at them.

Jimmy DeMaret

If you call on God to improve the results of a shot while it is still in motion, you are using "an outside agency" and subject to appropriate penalties under the rules of golf.

Henry Longhurst

The difference between golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.

George Deukmejian

There's no game like golf: you go out with three friends, play eighteen holes, and return with three enemies

Unknown

Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated

Arnold Palmer

Golf is a game not just of manners but of morals.

Art Spander

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