golf Quotes

Golf is tiddlywinks played while standing up and and wearing a hat

Florence King

I can't hit a ball more than 200 yards. I have no butt. You need a butt if you're going to hit a golf ball

Dennis Quaid

Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult to endure with a golf club in your hands

Bobby Jones

Golf is assuredly a mystifying game. It would seem that if a person has hit a golf ball correctly a thousand times, he should be able to duplicate the performance at will. But this is certainly not the case

Bobby Jones

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf.

Bertrand Russell

The secret of golf is to turn three shots into two

Bobby Jones

If there's a golf course in heaven, I hope it's like Augusta National. I just don't want an early tee time

Gary Player

Golf is a better game played downhill.

Jack Nicklaus

Golf is played with the arms

Sam Snead

On the Old Course at St. Andrews: This is the origin of the game, golf in its purest form, and it's still played that way on a course seemingly untouched by time. Every time I play here, it reminds me that this is still a game

Arnold Palmer

Golf is the hardest game in the world. There is no way you can ever get it. Just when you think you do, the game jumps up and puts you in your place

Ben Crenshaw

A golf course is the epitome of all that is purely transitory in the universe; a space not to dwell in, but to get over as quickly as possible

Jean Giraudoux

I like going there for golf. America's one vast golf course these days

Edward VIII

Thinking instead of acting is the number-one golf disease

Sam Snead

It is nothing new or original to say that golf is played one stroke at a time. But it took me many years to realize it

Bobby Jones

I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators

Gerald R. Ford

Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place, but not much

Buddy Hackett

He who has the fastest golf cart never has a bad lie

Mickey Mantle

Golf is a wonderful exercise. You can stand on your feet for hours, watching somebody else putt

Will Rogers

Golf is a game in which you yell "Fore!", shoot six, and write down five

Paul Harvey

How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now

Dwight David Eisenhower

He's as good at his age as Jack (Nicklaus) was, and look at what Jack has done in the gime of golf. That's the highest praise I can give anyone, to compare him to Jack Nicklaus.

Michael Bonallack

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

Bob Hope

One advantage of golf over bowling is that you never lose a bowling ball.

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