When I'm on a golf course and it starts to rain and lightning, I hold up my one iron, 'caus I know even God can't hit a one iron
Lee Trevino
Talking to a golf ball won't do you any good. Unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off.
Bruce Lansky
Show me a man who plays a good game of golf and I'll show you a man who is neglecting something - John F Kennedy
John Fitzgerald Kennedy
Many men are more faithful to their golf partners than to their wives and have stuck with them longer.
John Updike
I did envisage being this successful as a player, but not all the hysteria around it off the golf course
Tiger Woods
Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club, don't you?
Ben Hogan
You have to understand, I don't play golf for fun. It's my business. When the mailman starts delivering mail on his off day, that's when I'll start playing golf for the hell of it. I like to play in tournaments. There are many great courses around the world that I have never played that are next door to tournaments. I have not played them because I don't play for fun
Lee Trevino
There isn't a flaw in his golf or his makeup. He will win more majors than Arnold Palmer and me combined. Somebody is going to dust my records. It might as well be Tiger, because he's such a great kid.
Jack Nicklaus
Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends. Can Larry Holmes enjoy fighting one of his friends?
Chi Chi Rodriguez
Most people play a fair game of golf - If you watch them
Joey Adams
Golf is not sacred, and there is no use getting so gosh-darned solemn about it
Don Herold
President Bush played golf yesterday and I understand Vice President Dick Cheney also got in a couple of strokes
Jay Leno
Golf is an open exhibition of overweening ambition, courage deflated by stupidity, skill soured by a whiff of arrogance
Alistair Cooke
I don't say my golf game is bad, but if I grew tomatoes they'd come up sliced
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