When Tiger was 6 months old, he would sit in our garage, watching me hit balls into a net. He had been assimilating his golf swing. When he got out of the high chair, he had a golf swing
Unknown
Golf is tiddlywinks played while standing up and and wearing a hat
Florence King
I can't hit a ball more than 200 yards. I have no butt. You need a butt if you're going to hit a golf ball
Dennis Quaid
Coverage of golf's most prestigious tournament was filled with odes to Augusta, plus numerous shots of the picture-postcard setting, bees pollinating and what the host called "azaleas screaming at you and dogwoods whispering to you
Peter Alfano
Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult to endure with a golf club in your hands
Bobby Jones
Golf is assuredly a mystifying game. It would seem that if a person has hit a golf ball correctly a thousand times, he should be able to duplicate the performance at will. But this is certainly not the case
Bobby Jones
The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf.
Bertrand Russell
Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.î
Tiger Woods
The secret of golf is to turn three shots into two
Bobby Jones
If there's a golf course in heaven, I hope it's like Augusta National. I just don't want an early tee time
Gary Player
Golf is a better game played downhill.
Jack Nicklaus
Golf is played with the arms
Sam Snead
Golf is the hardest game in the world. There is no way you can ever get it. Just when you think you do, the game jumps up and puts you in your place
Ben Crenshaw
A golf course is the epitome of all that is purely transitory in the universe; a space not to dwell in, but to get over as quickly as possible
Jean Giraudoux