golf Quotes

Golf is tiddlywinks played while standing up and and wearing a hat

Florence King

I can't hit a ball more than 200 yards. I have no butt. You need a butt if you're going to hit a golf ball

Dennis Quaid

Coverage of golf's most prestigious tournament was filled with odes to Augusta, plus numerous shots of the picture-postcard setting, bees pollinating and what the host called "azaleas screaming at you and dogwoods whispering to you

Peter Alfano

Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult to endure with a golf club in your hands

Bobby Jones

Golf is assuredly a mystifying game. It would seem that if a person has hit a golf ball correctly a thousand times, he should be able to duplicate the performance at will. But this is certainly not the case

Bobby Jones

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf.

Bertrand Russell

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.î

Tiger Woods

The secret of golf is to turn three shots into two

Bobby Jones

If there's a golf course in heaven, I hope it's like Augusta National. I just don't want an early tee time

Gary Player

Golf is a better game played downhill.

Jack Nicklaus

Golf is played with the arms

Sam Snead

Golf is the hardest game in the world. There is no way you can ever get it. Just when you think you do, the game jumps up and puts you in your place

Ben Crenshaw

A golf course is the epitome of all that is purely transitory in the universe; a space not to dwell in, but to get over as quickly as possible

Jean Giraudoux

I like going there for golf. America's one vast golf course these days

Edward VIII

Thinking instead of acting is the number-one golf disease

Sam Snead
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