It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course
I don't need to know where the green is. Where is the golf course?
I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf will. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you can get so sore at yourself that you forget to hate you enemies.
After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye
Golf isn't a game, it's a choice that one makes with one's life.
Golf has more rules than any other game, because golf has more cheaters than any other game
Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by an occasional miracle
Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf
Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller..
Golf is a lot like life. When you make a decision, stick with it.
Golf: A plague invented by the Calvinistic Scots as a punishment for man's
I get to play golf for a living. What more can you ask for -- getting paid
that can take 5 strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser
I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games.
it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf...
It takes hundreds of good golf shots to gain confidence, but only one bad
baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course...
next shot is eighty percent of winning golf..
Professional golf is the only sport where, if you win 20% of the time
The golf course is the only place I can go dressed like a pimp and fit in..
emotionally. The greatest and toughest art in golf is "playing badly..
something you create by hitting millions of golf balls...
have never been troubled by nerves in golf because I felt I had nothing to..
Golf is the most useless outdoor game ever devised to waste the time and try the spirit of man.
It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course