Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose
Woodrow T. Wilson
Golf is typical capitalist lunacy
George Bernard Shaw
Golf is a game in which the slowest people in the world are those in front of you, and the fastest are those behind
Unknown
Golf: A game in which you claim the privileges of age and retain the playthings of youth
Samuel Johnson
Talking about golf is always boring. Playing golf can be interesting, but not the part where you try to hit the little ball; only the part where you drive the cart.
Dave Barry
Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.
John Updike
Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose
Winston Churchill
I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser
Arnold Palmer
Golf: A five mile walk punctuated with disappointments
Unknown
Golf, more than most games, has a number of cliches, often successfully disguised as "tips"
Unknown
The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf-it's almost a law
H. G. Wells
Golf was once a rich man's sport, but now it has millions of poor players
Unknown
One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President
Lyndon B. Johnson