golf Quotes

Golf always makes me so damned angry

King George V

Golf is typical capitalist lunacy

George Bernard Shaw

Golf is a game in which the slowest people in the world are those in front of you, and the fastest are those behind


Golf: A game in which you claim the privileges of age and retain the playthings of youth

Samuel Johnson

When you fall in love with golf, you seldom fall easy. It's obsession at first sight

Thomas Boswell

Talking about golf is always boring. Playing golf can be interesting, but not the part where you try to hit the little ball; only the part where you drive the cart.

Dave Barry

Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.

John Updike

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose

Winston Churchill

I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser

Arnold Palmer

Golf: A five mile walk punctuated with disappointments


Golf, more than most games, has a number of cliches, often successfully disguised as "tips"


The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf-it's almost a law

H. G. Wells

Golf was once a rich man's sport, but now it has millions of poor players


One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President

Lyndon B. Johnson

I like trying to win. That's what golf is all about.

Jack Nicklaus
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