Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritation and resentments slip away, and a sunny spirit takes their place.
Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.
The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes.
Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood
One never needs their humor as much as when they argue with a fool.
A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road.
Good humor is a tonic for mind and body. It is the best antidote for anxiety and depression. It is a business asset. It attracts and keep friends. It lightens human burdens. It is the direct route to serenity and contentment.
Imagination was given to man to compensate for what he is not, and a sense of humor to console him for what he is.
Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost.
Humor is a universal language.
After God created the world, He made man and woman. Then, to keep the whole thing from collapsing, He invented humor.
If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.
A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles.
A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs - jolted by every pebble in the road.
Good humor is the health of the soul, sadness its poison
Good humor is a tonic for mind and body. It is the best antidote for anxiety and depression. It is a business asset. It attracts and keeps friends. It lightens human burdens. It is the direct route to serenity and contentment.
A wife is essential to great longevity; she is the receptacle of half a man's cares, and two-thirds of his ill-humor.
The hall-mark of American humor is its pose of illiteracy.
In conversation, humor is worth more than wit and easiness more than knowledge.
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.
Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really important, others not; and that the two kinds are most oddly jumbled in everyday affairs.
Humor is a reminder that no matter how high the throne one sits on, one sits on one's bottom.
Every survival kit should include a sense of humor.
Humor is just another defense against the universe.
Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn.