Men long for an afterlife in which there apparently is nothing to do but delight in heaven's wonders.
Louis D. Brandeis
The chief problem about death, incidentally, is the fear that there may be no afterlife -- a depressing thought, particularly for those who have bothered to shave. Also, there is the fear that there is an afterlife but no one will know where it's being held.
Woody Allen
Ancient Egyptians believed that upon death they would be asked two questions and their answers would determine whether they could continue their journey in the afterlife. The first question was, "Did you bring joy?" The second was, "Did you find joy?"
Leo Buscaglia
Do for this life as if you live forever, do for the afterlife as if you die tomorrow.
Ali ibn Abi Talib
I urge one and all to live this life as if there is no reward in the afterlife and to do it in a moral way that makes it better for you and for those around you, and that leaves this world a little better place than when you found it.
Hugh Hefner
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
George Carlin
I have never seen the slightest scientific proof of the religious theories of heaven and hell, of future life for individuals, or of a personal God.
Thomas Edison
There is no other life; life itself is only a vision and a dream for nothing exists but space and you. If there was an all-powerful God, he would have made all good, and no bad.
Mark Twain
I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is ready for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
Winston Churchill
Men long for an afterlife in which there apparently is nothing to do but delight in heaven's wonders.
Louis D Brandeis
We have no reliable guarantee that the afterlife will be any less exasperating than this one, have we?
Noel Coward
The day which we fear as our last is but the birthday of eternity.
Seneca
The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone.
Harriet Beecher Stowe