~ I'm not interested in age. People who tell me their age are silly. You're as old as you feel. ~
~ But probably every age gets, within certain limits, the science it deserves ~
~ Age is getting to know all the ways the world turns, so that if you cannot turn the world the way you want, you can at least, get out of the way so you won't get run over ~
~ You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you come in contact with a new idea. ~
~ Old age is fifteen years older than I am. ~
~ Middle age is when a narrow waist and a broad mind begin to change places. ~
~ Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever. ~
~ Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that'll get you home earlier. ~
~ Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work. ~