~ First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you. ~
~ Wine is bottled poetry. ~
~ Drunkenness is temporary suicide. ~
~ Wine hath drowned more men than the sea. ~
~ The first thing in the human personality that dissolves in alcohol is dignity. ~
~ This is one of the disadvantages of wine: it makes a man mistake words for thought. ~
~ I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. ~
~ Wine gives a man nothing... it only puts in motion what had been locked up in frost. ~
~ Alcoholism isn't a spectator sport. Eventually the whole family gets to play. ~
~ When the wine goes in, strange things come out. ~
~ One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. ~
~ When the wine is in, the wit is out. ~