~ Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. ~
~ If four or five guys tell you that you're drunk, even though you know you haven't had a thing to drink, the least you can do is to lie down a little while. ~
~ Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it's compounding a felony. ~
~ When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. ~
~ The intermediate stage between socialism and capitalism is alcoholism ~
~ Alcohol is barren. The words a man speaks in the night of drunkenness fade like the darkness itself at the coming of day. ~
~ Man being reasonable must get drunk; The best of life is but intoxication; Glory, the grape, love, gold - in these are sunk - The hopes of all men and of every nation ~
~ I have been brought up and trained to have the utmost contempt for people who get drunk. ~
~ If you need an excuse for why you don't drink alcohol, you could say that addiction runs in your family and you don't want to try it even once because you may not stop until you are dead in a puddle of your own vomit or smashed into the side of a mini-van with children's body parts scattered around your corpse. ~
~ Alcohol can ruin your life and the lives of others, so why even take one drink? ~
~ Of all vices, drinking is the most incompatible with greatness. ~
~ Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems. ~