The Chinese say that we Europeans have one eye, they themselves two, all the world else is blind.
Robert Burton
Three blind mice walk into a pub. But they are unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.
Bill Bailey
By the glare of false science betrayd, That leads to bewilder, and dazzles to blind.
James Beattie
Once I was crusin in a beat-up ride,Saw this nigga named Clyde And snuck up on him from the blind side.
Lamont Coleman
Even deaf bitches say hi to me, she tell a blind bitch and she say I gotta see.
Lil Wayne