~ A celebrity is one who is known to many persons he is glad he doesn't know. ~
~ Peace is not the absence of war but the presence of justice. ~
~ Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything. ~
~ The nice thing about being a celebrity is that when you bore people, they think it's their fault. ~
~ If only the sun-drenched celebrities are being noticed and worshiped, then our children are going to have a tough time seeing the value in the shadows, where the thinkers, probers and scientists are keeping society together. ~
~ History remembers only the celebrated, genealogy remembers them all. ~
~ When once a man has made celebrity necessary to his happiness, he has put it in the power of the weakest and most timorous malignity, if not to take away his satisfaction, at least to withhold it. His enemies may indulge their pride by airy negligence and gratify their malice by quiet neutrality. ~
~ The greater your capacity to love, the greater your capacity to feel the pain. ~
~ The best smell in the world is that man that you love. ~
~ When I'm hungry, I eat. When I'm thirsty, I drink.When I feel like saying something, I say it. ~
~ Happiness isn't happiness unless there's a violin-playing goat. ~
~ A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. ~