College Quotes

Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting a new coach

Will Rogers

Colleges are like old-age homes, except for the fact that more people die in colleges.

Bob Dylan

A college education shows a man how little other people know.

Thomas Chandler Haliburton

Standardization is the fertilizer of college education. A little may be useful, but flowers do not grow in pure manure.

Martin H. Fischer

Fathers send their sons to college either because they went to college or they didn’t.

L.L. Hendren

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education.

Theodore Roosevelt

A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in the students.

John Ciardi

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

Mark Twain

His complexion exceeding faire he was so faire that they called him the Lady of Christ's College.

John Aubrey

If it werent for my horse, I wouldnt have spent that year in college.

Lewis Niles Black

They tend to call me a college cat. I ball hard and Toronto please acknowldge that.

Drake

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Updated On : April 15, 2013
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