Let's face it: a date is a job-interview, that lasts all night. The only difference between a date and a job interview is: not many job-interviews is there a chance you'll end up naked at the end of it.
Jerry Seinfeld
(Computer dating) It's terrific if you're a computer.
Rita Mae Brown
Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla.
Jim Bishop
Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible.
Andy Warhol
Being single doesn't necessarily mean you're available. Sometimes you have to put up a sign that says Do Not Disturb on your heart.
Wiz Khalifa
There's more to life than dating the boy on the football team.
Taylor Swift
Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
Rita Rudner
There is no golden rule of dating, except to make sure that it engages both of you; too many people go to a cinema for a first date and of course don't say a word, that's a bad thing!
Steven Hill
Dating should be less about matching outward circumstances than meeting your inner necessity.
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