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Dating Quotes

Let's face it: a date is a job-interview, that lasts all night. The only difference between a date and a job interview is: not many job-interviews is there a chance you'll end up naked at the end of it.

Jerry Seinfeld

(Computer dating) It's terrific if you're a computer.

Rita Mae Brown

Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla.

Jim Bishop

Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible.

Andy Warhol

Attraction is not a choice.

David DeAngelo

Being single doesn't necessarily mean you're available. Sometimes you have to put up a sign that says Do Not Disturb on your heart.

Wiz Khalifa

Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?

Rita Rudner

There is no golden rule of dating, except to make sure that it engages both of you; too many people go to a cinema for a first date and of course don't say a word, that's a bad thing!

Steven Hill

I've been dating since I was fifteen. I'm exhausted. Where is he?

Kristin Davi

Dating should be less about matching outward circumstances than meeting your inner necessity.

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