Few things are as democratic as a snowstorm.
Bern Williams
The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
OSCAR LEVANT
Republicans believe every day is the Fourth of July, but the democrats believe every day is April 15.
Ronald Reagan
The Democrats think Republicans are stealing elections. The Republicans think Democrats are stealing elections. And those of us independent of the two old parties know they are both right.
Kevin Zeese
The big divide in this country is not between Democrats and Republicans, or women and men, but between talkers and doers.
Thomas Sowell
Democrats always assure us that deterrence will work, but when the time comes to deter, they're against it.
Ann Coulter
All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.
Groucho Marx
The difference between Democrats and Republicans is: Democrats have accepted some ideas of Socialism cheerfully, while Republicans have accepted them reluctantly
Norman Thomas
The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn`t work and then they get elected and prove it.
P.J. O`Rourke
A government full of Democrats would rather have you be a Republican, and a government full of Republicans would rather have you be a Democrat, than have you oppose both.
Brian Celio
Democrats always assure us that deterrence will work, but when the time comes to deter, they're against it.
Ann Coulter
The one thing I think we learned this year is that the Democrats and the Republicans are completely worthless.
Lewis Niles Black