Diet Quotes

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate!

Attributed to Sandra J. Dykes

Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not!


The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned how to cook.

Andy Rooney

Gluttony is an emotional escape, a sign something is eating us

Peter De Vries

The first thing you lose on a diet is your sense of humor.


Food is like sex: when you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good.

Beth McCollister

Life itself is the proper binge

Julia Child

I recently had my annual physical examination, which I get once every seven years, and when the nurse weighed me, I was shocked to discover how much stronger the Earth's gravitational pull has become since 1990.

Dave Barry

It is a hard matter, my fellow citizens, to argue with the belly, since it has no ears.


A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.


I think I just ate my willpower.


If you really want to be depressed, weigh yourself in grams.

Jason Love

Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.


You know it's time to diet when you push away from the table and the table moves.

Quoted in The Cockle Bur

I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people.

Ed Bluestone

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Updated On : December 06, 2013
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