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A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.

Josh Billings

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs.

Alphonse de Lamartine

The more one gets to know of men, the more one values dogs.

Alphonse Toussenel

The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven, not man's

Mark Twain

Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear

Dave Barry

Dogs are wise. They crawl away into a quiet corner and lick their wounds and do not rejoin the world until they are whole once more.

Agatha Christie

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.

Alfred North Whitehead

A dog with two homes is never any good

Irish Sayings

The dog has got more fun out of Man than Man has got out of the dog, for the clearly demonstrable reason that Man is the more laughable of the two animals

James Thurber

Some of our greatest historical and artistic treasures we place in museums; others, we take for walks.

Roger Caras

From the dog's point of view, his master is an elongated and abnormally cunning dog.

Mabel Louise Robinson

Man is a dog's idea of what God should be.

Holbrook Jackson

Dogs' lives are too short. Their only fault, really.

Agnes Sligh Turnbull

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend.

Corey Ford

Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.

Max Eastman

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.

Andy Rooney

They never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation.

Jerome K. Jerome

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives.

Sue Murphy

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.

Franklin P. Jones

Happiness is a warm puppy.

Charles M. Schulz

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.

Ogden Nash

There is no faith which has never yet been broken, except that of a truly faithful dog.

Konrad Lorenz

I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive.

Gilda Radner

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.

Robert Benchley

If you don't own a dog, at least one, there is not necessarily anything wrong with you, but there may be something wrong with your life.

Roger Caras

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