A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
Josh Billings
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs.
Alphonse de Lamartine
Man is a dog's idea of what God should be.
Holbrook Jackson
Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.
Max Eastman
If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
Andy Rooney
Happiness is a warm puppy.
Charles M. Schulz
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
Andy Rooney
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
Ann Landers
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
Will Rogers
There is no faith which has never yet been broken, except that of a truly faithful dog.
Konrad Lorenz
Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.
Henry Wheeler Shaw
I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive.
Gilda Radner
The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.
Samuel Butler