~ Drunkenness is temporary suicide: the happiness that it brings is merely negative, a momentary cessation of unhappiness ~
~ It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. ~
~ I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on. ~
~ First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you. ~
~ What's drinking? A mere pause from thinking! ~
~ Drink the first. Sip the second slowly. Skip the third. ~
~ Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only to live. ~
~ The worse you are at thinking, the better you are at drinking. ~
~ It is well to remember that there are five reasons for drinking: the arrival of a friend, one's present or future thirst, the excellence of the wine, or any other reason. ~
~ Drink today, and drown all sorrow; You shall perhaps not do it tomorrow; Best, while you have it, use your breath; There is no drinking after death ~
~ Water is the only drink for a wise man. ~
~ I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk. ~