~ Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living. ~
~ Wine gives a man nothing... it only puts in motion what had been locked up in frost. ~
~ Wine is sunlight, held together by water. ~
~ Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. ~
~ The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober. ~
~ It's like gambling somehow. You go out for a night of drinking and you don't know where your going to end up the next day. It could work out good or it could be disastrous. It's like the throw of the dice. ~
~ Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough ~
~ Responsible Drinking? Now that's an Oxymoron. ~
~ Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems. ~
~ When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place. ~
~ Better to sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian. ~
~ Drink moderately, for drunkenness neither keeps a secret, nor observes a promise ~