Drinking Quotes

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.

George F. Burns

The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober.

William Butler Yeats

It is well to remember that there are five reasons for drinking: the arrival of a friend, one's present or future thirst, the excellence of the wine, or any other reason.

Latin Proverb

I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.

Oscar Levant

Drink today, and drown all sorrow; You shall perhaps not do it tomorrow; Best, while you have it, use your breath; There is no drinking after death

Ben Jonson

Water is the only drink for a wise man.

Henry David Thoreau

Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it's compounding a felony.

Robert Benchley

Many contemporary authors drink more than they write

Maxim Gorky

I view the tea-drinking as a destroyer of health, an enfeebler of the frome, an engender of effeminacy and laziness, a debaucher of youth and maker of misery for old age

William Cobbett

Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don't drink too much. Then again, don't drink too little.

Smith-Johannsen

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

Ernest Hemingway

If drinking is interfering with your work, you're probably a heavy drinker. If work is interfering with your drinking, you're probably an alcoholic.

Unknown

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

Frank Sinatra

It's like gambling somehow. You go out for a night of drinking and you don't know where your going to end up the next day. It could work out good or it could be disastrous. It's like the throw of the dice.

Jim Morrison

Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems.

Dan Castellaneta

If four or five guys tell you that you're drunk, even though you know you haven't had a thing to drink, the least you can do is to lie down a little while

Joseph Schenck

Under a bad cloak there is often a good drinker

Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra

I like liquor - its taste and its effects - and that is just the reason why I never drink it.

Thomas Jackson

Wine is sunlight, held together by water.

Galileo

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

Ernest Hemingway

When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place.

Jimmy Breslin

I drink no more than a sponge

Francois Rabelais

Drunkards are doomed to hell, so men declare, Believe it not, 'tis but a foolish scare; Heaven will be empty as this hand of mine, If none who love good drink find entrance there

Omar Khayyam

Let those that merely talk and never think, That live in the wild anarchy of drink

Ben Jonson

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Updated On : January 13, 2014
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