~ They speak of my drinking, but never think of my thirst. ~
~ I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. ~
~ A man cannot make him laugh; but that's no marvel; he drinks no wine ~
~ Man being reasonable must get drunk; The best of life is but intoxication; Glory, the grape, love, gold - in these are sunk - The hopes of all men and of every nation ~
~ I view the tea-drinking as a destroyer of health, an enfeebler of the frome, an engender of effeminacy and laziness, a debaucher of youth and maker of misery for old age ~
~ Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don't drink too much. Then again, don't drink too little. ~
~ Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. ~
~ If drinking is interfering with your work, you're probably a heavy drinker. If work is interfering with your drinking, you're probably an alcoholic. ~