Driving Quotes

Car sickness is the feeling you get when the monthly payment is due.


The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.

Dave Barry

The longest journey begins with a single step, not with a turn of the ignition key

Edward Abbey

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.

Steven Wright

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.


Automobiles are not ferocious.... it is man who is to be feared.

Robbins B. Stoeckel

The shortest distance between two points is under construction.

Noelie Altito

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.

Bill Vaughan

Each year it seems to take less time to fly across the ocean and longer to drive to work.


What fools indeed we morals are To lavish care upon a Car, With ne'er a bit of time to see About our own machinery!

John Kendrick Bangs

I represent what is left of a vanishing race, and that is the pedestrian.... That I am still able to be here, I owe to a keen eye and a nimble pair of legs. But I know they'll get me someday.

Will Rogers

Recklessness is a species of crime and should be so regarded on our streets and highways.

Marlen E. Pew

Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!


Another way to solve the traffic problems of this country is to pass a law that only paid-for cars be allowed to use the highways.

Will Rogers

If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.

Doug Larson

3 Lies That Bind Us to Guilt and Shame

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Updated On : June 11, 2013
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