Automobiles are not ferocious.... it is man who is to be feared.
The shortest distance between two points is under construction.
A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.
Each year it seems to take less time to fly across the ocean and longer to drive to work.
Anyone driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.
What fools indeed we morals are To lavish care upon a Car, With ne'er a bit of time to see About our own machinery!
I represent what is left of a vanishing race, and that is the pedestrian.... That I am still able to be here, I owe to a keen eye and a nimble pair of legs. But I know they'll get me someday.
Recklessness is a species of crime and should be so regarded on our streets and highways.
Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
Life is too short for traffic.
Another way to solve the traffic problems of this country is to pass a law that only paid-for cars be allowed to use the highways.
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
The automobile is technologically more sophisticated than the bundling board, but the human motives in their uses are sometimes the same.
And I, I took the road less traveled by. I was using a GPS system.
Walking isn't a lost art - one must, by some means, get to the garage.
On the other hand, the Bible contains much that is relevant today, like Noah taking 40 days to find a place to park.
I feel like I am diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
It takes 8,460 bolts to assemble an automobile, and one nut to scatter it all over the road.
A city that outdistances man's walking powers is a trap for man.
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
Hug your kids at home, but belt them in the car.
The car has become the carapace, the protective and aggressive shell, of urban and suburban man.
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