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Road rage is the expression of the amateur sociopath in all of us, cured by running into a professional.

What fools indeed we morals are To lavish care upon a Car, With ne'er a bit of time to see About our own machinery!
John Kendrick Bangs

Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car.

The greater part of my official time is spent on investigating collisions between propelled vehicles, each on its own side of the road, each sounding its horn, and each stationary.
An English Lord Chief Justice

What a lucky thing the wheel was invented before the automobile; otherwise can you imagine the awful screeching?
Samuel Hoffenstein

The car has become... an article of dress without which we feel uncertain, unclad, and incomplete.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions."
Robert Brault,

We are not proving ourselves spiritually worthy of our material progress. We have not been neighborly, courteous, and kind upon the highway. Our lack of decency toward our fellow men is a definite black mark against us.
Cary T. Grayson

Remember folks, street lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph.
Jim Samuels

Remember the street car cannot turn out.
Charles M. Hayes

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