Driving Quotes

Natives who beat drums to drive off evil spirits are objects of scorn to smart Americans who blow horns to break up traffic jams.

Mary Ellen Kelly

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after.

Peter De Vries

The civilized man has built a coach, but has lost the use of his feet.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.

Dudley Moore

A pedestrian is someone who thought there were a couple of gallons left in the tank.

Unknown

Leave sooner, drive slower, live longer.

Unknown

Your grandchildren will likely find it incredible - or even sinful - that you burned up a gallon of gasoline to fetch a pack of cigarettes!

Dr. Paul MacCready, Jr.

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.

Albert Einstein

When buying a used car, punch the buttons on the radio. If all the stations are rock and roll, there's a good chance the transmission is shot.

Larry Lujack

What a lucky thing the wheel was invented before the automobile; otherwise can you imagine the awful screeching?

Samuel Hoffenstein

The car has become... an article of dress without which we feel uncertain, unclad, and incomplete.

Marshall McLuhan

And I, I took the road less traveled by. I was using a GPS system.

Robert Brault

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions."

Robert Brault,

Remember folks, street lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph.

Jim Samuels

Remember the street car cannot turn out.

Charles M. Hayes

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Updated On : June 11, 2013
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