My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.
Most beautiful dumb girls think they are smart and get away with it, because other people, on the whole, aren't much smarter.
More than anything else, we need in this society the opportunity for people to tell us what they think without being told that they're either dumb, or stupid, or uninformed.
Liberals become indignant when you question their patriotism, but simultaneously work overtime to give terrorists a cushion for the next attack and laugh at dumb Americans who love their country and hate the enemy.
Innocence is like a dumb leper who has lost his bell, wandering the world, meaning no harm.
Innocence always calls mutely for protection when we would be so much wiser to guard ourselves against it: innocence is like a dumb leper who has lost his bell, wandering the world, meaning no harm.
Hollywood has the idea that movies have to be dumb. But especially movies for or about teenagers have to be really dumb!
Drugs have nothing to do with the creation of music. In fact, they are dumb and self indulgent. Kind of like sucking your thumb!
Elvis is not so difficult as Johnny Cash because his voice is so distinctive. If you try to copy Johnny Cash, it's just going to sound dumb.
He who seldom speaks, and with one calm well-timed word can strike dumb the loquacious, is a genius or a hero.
God hears no more than the heart speaks; and if the heart be dumb, God will certainly be deaf.
Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important.
No matter what you do, no matter how stupid, dumb or damaging you judge it to be, there is a lesson to be learned from it. No matter what happens to you, no matter how unfair, inequitable or wrong, there's something you can take from the situation and use for your advancement.
The good of a book lies in its being read. A book is made up of signs that speak of other signs, which in their turn speak of things. Without an eye to read them, a book contains signs that produce no concepts; therefore it is dumb.
If a man would live in peace he should be blind, deaf, and dumb.
Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to be perfectly deaf.
The future masters of technology will have to be light-hearted and intelligent. The machine easily masters the grim and the dumb.
Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb.
Books are the carriers of civilization. Without books, history is silent, literature dumb, science crippled, thought and speculation at a standstill. They are engines of change, windows on the world, lighthouses erected in the sea of time.
It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions.
We are impossibly conceited animals, and actually dumb as heck. Ask any teacher. You don't even have to as a teacher. Ask anybody. Dogs and cats are smarter than we are.
You are blind and I am deaf and dumb, so let us touch hands and understand.
Nowadays it is about as big a crime to be dumb as it is to be dishonest.
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