Dumb Quotes

The Minnutemen are not tall in terms of height. ~~during a UMass basketball game.

Dan Bonner

Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points they almost always win.

Doug Collins

Sometimes they write what I say and not what I mean.

Pedro Guerrero

All of the Mets road wins against Los Angeles this year have been at Dodger Stadium.

Ralph Kiner

A pas de deux is a dialogue of love. How can there be conversation if one partner is dumb?

Rudolf Nureyev

Blonde is dumb comedy, red hair is smart, sexy comedy.

Lisa Kudrow

Did you ever stop to think why cops are always famous for being dumb? Simple. Because they don't have to be anything else.

Orson Welles

Ditzy dumb blonde? I can be ditzy. I can be.

Goldie Hawn

Don't dumb it down. The audience is smart and gets what you are doing.

Bruce Paltrow

Everybody started saying, well, this cat's not as dumb as people think he is.

David Allan Coe

Generally speaking, actors are allowed NO input. Actors are dumb.

Dirk Benedict

Half of being smart is knowing what you are dumb about.

Solomon Short

Heaven is dumb, echoing only the dumb.

Franz Kafka

I've made all my money on my own without my family and I work very hard, ... Just listening to my father . . . So just basically following that and following my heart.

Paris Hilton

I don't really think, I just walk.

Paris Hilton

Newspapermen ask dumb questions. They look up at the sun and ask if it is shining.

Sonny Liston

Half of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at.

Solomon Short

A man gets what he wants by acting smart; a woman, by playing dumb.


Love is blind deaf dumb and stupid. If I ever find that little turd I'm gonna kill cupid once and for all.


I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.

Bill Watterson

O, let my books be then the eloquence and dumb presages of my speaking breast.

William Shakespeare

A kind Of excellent dumb discourse.

William Shakespeare

Who is blind, dumb and deaf will live a peaceful life of a hundred years.

Siddha Nagarjuna

Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck.

Marian Erickson

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Updated On : May 05, 2012
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