Dumb Quotes

The Minnutemen are not tall in terms of height. ~~during a UMass basketball game.

Dan Bonner

Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points they almost always win.

Doug Collins

Sometimes they write what I say and not what I mean.

Pedro Guerrero

All of the Mets road wins against Los Angeles this year have been at Dodger Stadium.

Ralph Kiner

Most of my cliches arent original.

Chuck Knox

You know, people think you have to be dumb to skip rope for 45 minutes. No, you have to be able to imagine something else. While you're skipping rope, you have to be able to see something else.

John Irving

You have to be smart to play a dumb blonde over and over again and keep the audience's attention without extraordinary physical equipment.

Judy Holliday

Heaven is dumb, echoing only the dumb.

Franz Kafka

I've made all my money on my own without my family and I work very hard, ... Just listening to my father . . . So just basically following that and following my heart.

Paris Hilton

I don't really think, I just walk.

Paris Hilton

Newspapermen ask dumb questions. They look up at the sun and ask if it is shining.

Sonny Liston

Half of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at.

Solomon Short

A man gets what he wants by acting smart; a woman, by playing dumb.

Unknown

Love is blind deaf dumb and stupid. If I ever find that little turd I'm gonna kill cupid once and for all.

Unknown

I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.

Bill Watterson

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Updated On : May 05, 2012
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