Eating Quotes

Plant a radish, get a radish, never any doubt. That's why I love vegetables, you know what they're about!

Tom Jones and Harvey Schmidt

Tell me what you eat, I'll tell you who you are.

An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh

The woman just ahead of you at the supermarket checkout has all the delectable groceries you didn't even know they carried

Mignon McLaughlin

You can tell how long a couple has been married by whether they are on their first, second or third bottle of Tobasco

Bruce Bye

Food is so primal, so essential a part of our lives, often the mere sharing of recipes with strangers turns them into good friends. That's why I love this community

Jasmine Heiler

Happiness is a bowl of cherries and a book of poetry under a shade tree.

Astrid Alauda

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later you're hungry again.

George Miller

Oil and potatoes both grow underground so french fries may have eventually produced themselves, had they not been invented.

A.J. Esther

When I'm at a Chinese restaurant having a hard time with chopsticks, I always hope that there's a Chinese kid at an American restaurant somewhere who's struggling mightily with a fork

Rick Budinich

He that eats till he is sick must fast till he is well.

English Proverb

Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality

Clifton Fadiman

Life goes faster on protein

Martin H. Fischer

There is no sight on earth more appealing than the sight of a woman making dinner for someone she loves

Thomas Wolfe

There is no such thing as a little garlic.

A. Baer

Most of the food allergies die under garlic and onion.

Martin H. Fischer

It's so beautifully arranged on the plate - you know someone's fingers have been all over it.

Julia Child

Bread and butter, devoid of charm in the drawing-room, is ambrosia eating under a tree

Elizabeth Russell

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.

Doug Larson

Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat in the evening. Sleep in the night.

William Blake

A philosopher is a person who doesn't care which side his bread is buttered on; he knows he eats both sides anyway.

Joyce Brothers

Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort. If you have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass.

Fran Lebowitz

Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive.

Wallace Irwin

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