After all the trouble you go to, you get about as much actual "food" out of eating an artichoke as you would from licking 30 or 40 postage stamps.
You can say this for ready-mixes - the next generation isn't going to have any trouble making pies exactly like mother used to make.
The belly rules the mind
My favorite animal is steak.
We are all dietetic sinners; only a small percent of what we eat nourishes us; the balance goes to waste and loss of energy.
The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese
A bagel is a doughnut with the sin removed.
Great eaters and great sleepers are incapable of anything else that is great
Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography.
In Mexico we have a word for sushi: bait
If organic farming is the natural way, shouldn't organic produce just be called "produce" and make the pesticide-laden stuff take the burden of an adjective?
A nickel will get you on the subway, but garlic will get you a seat.
Large, naked raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who lie in hutches eagerly awaiting Easter.
The greatest delight the fields and woods minister is the suggestion of an occult relation between man and the vegetable. I am not alone and unacknowledged. They nod to me and I to them.
The way you cut your meat reflects the way you live.
I eat merely to put food out of my mind
Dyspepsia is the remorse of a guilty stomach.
If God had intended us to follow recipes, He wouldn't have given us grandmothers.
An empty belly is the best cook
If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food.
There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won't, and that's a wife who can't cook and will.
Nobody seems more obsessed by diet than our anti-materialistic, otherworldly, New Age spiritual types. But if the material world is merely illusion, an honest guru should be as content with Budweiser and bratwurst as with raw carrot juice, tofu and seaweed slime
The breakfast slimes, angel food cake, doughnuts and coffee, white bread and gravy cannot build an enduring nation.
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