Eating Quotes

Nothing would be more tiresome than eating and drinking if God had not made them a pleasure as well as a necessity

Voltaire

We think fast food is equivalent to pornography, nutritionally speaking.

Steve Elbert

High-tech tomatoes. Mysterious milk. Supersquash. Are we supposed to eat this stuff? Or is it going to eat us?

Annita Manning

I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o'clock in the morning.

John Barrymore

Shipping is a terrible thing to do to vegetables. They probably get jet-lagged, just like people

Elizabeth Berry

No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut.

Channing Pollock

Red meat is not bad for you. Now blue-green meat, thatís bad for you

Tommy Smothers

It would be nice if the Food and Drug Administration stopped issuing warnings about toxic substances and just gave me the names of one or two things still safe to eat

Robert Fuoss

It would be nice if the Food and Drug Administration stopped issuing warnings about toxic substances and just gave me the names of one or two things still safe to eat

Robert Fuoss

As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

Buddy Hackett

Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm.

Ambrose Bierce

One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating

Luciano Pavarotti

After all the trouble you go to, you get about as much actual "food" out of eating an artichoke as you would from licking 30 or 40 postage stamps.

Miss Piggy

You can say this for ready-mixes - the next generation isn't going to have any trouble making pies exactly like mother used to make.

Earl Wilson

The belly rules the mind

Spanish Proverb

My favorite animal is steak.

Fran Lebowitz

We are all dietetic sinners; only a small percent of what we eat nourishes us; the balance goes to waste and loss of energy.

William Osler

Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.

Fran Lebowitz

A bagel is a doughnut with the sin removed.

George Rosenbaum

Great eaters and great sleepers are incapable of anything else that is great

Henry

Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography.

Robert Byrne

Here, dearest Eve," he exclaims, "here is food." "Well," answered she, with the germ of a housewife stirring within her, "we have been so busy to-day that a picked-up dinner must serve

Nathaniel Hawthorne

He rolls it under his tongue as a sweet morsel.

Matthew Henry

Out did the meate, out did the frolick wine.

Robert Herrick

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Updated On : December 03, 2013
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