Eating Quotes

There is a lot more juice in grapefruit than meets the eye


Sex is good, but not as good as fresh, sweet corn

Garrison Keillor

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?


The bagel, an unsweetened doughnut with rigor mortis

Beatrice & Ira Freeman

If only it was as easy to banish hunger by rubbing the belly as it is to masturbate


The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese

G.K. Chesterton

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

Lewis Grizzard

I don't think America will have really made it until we have our own salad dressing. Until then we're stuck behind the French, Italians, Russians and Caesarians.

Pat McNelis

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

Fran Lebowitz

This is every cook's opinion -no savory dish without an onion,but lest your kissing should be spoiled your onions must be fully boiled.

Jonathan Swift

If junk food is the devil, then a sweet orange is as scripture.

Audrey Foris

If junk food is the devil, then a sweet orange is as scripture.

Audrey Foris

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock.

Barbara Grizzuti Harrison

There is no love sincerer than the love of food.

George Bernard Shaw

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead - not sick, not wounded - dead.

Woody Allen

And I find chopsticks frankly distressing. Am I alone in thinking it odd that a people ingenious enough to invent paper, gunpowder, kites and any number of other useful objects, and who have a noble history extending back 3,000 years haven't yet worked out that a pair of knitting needles is no way to capture food?

Bill Bryson

No, I don't take soup. You can't build a meal on a lake.

Elsie de Wolfe

Custard: A detestable substance produced by a malevolent conspiracy of the hen, the cow, and the cook.

Ambrose Bierce

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie

Jim Davis

Those who forget the pasta are condemned to reheat it


Chemicals, n: Noxious substances from which modern foods are made.


Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage. Lettuce pray


A series of step-by-step instructions for preparing ingredients you forgot to buy, in utensils you don't own, to make a dish the dog wouldn't eat.


If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?


5 Ways to Thrive When Life Feels Chaotic and Uncertain

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Updated On : December 03, 2013
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