~ A father is a guy who has snapshots in his wallet where his money used to be. ~
~ It is much easier to become a father than to be one. ~
~ It is impossible to please all the world and one's father. ~
~ The father of a daughter is nothing but a high-class hostage. A father turns a stony face to his sons, berates them, shakes his antlers, paws the ground, snorts, runs them off into the underbrush, but when his daughter puts her arm over his shoulder and says, 'Daddy, I need to ask you something,' he is a pat of butter in a hot frying pan. ~