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Children aren't happy without something to ignore, And that's what parents were created for

Ogden Nash

Children really brighten up a household - they never turn the lights off

Ralph Bus

Americans have different ways of saying things. They say "elevator", we say "lift"... they say "President", we say "stupid psychopathic git.

Alexai Sayle

When good Americans die they go to Paris.

Oscar Wilde

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won't cross the street to vote in a national election

Bill Vaughn

When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work ask him, 'Whose?'

Don Marquis

You start out happy that you have no hips or boobs. All of a sudden you get them, and it feels sloppy. Then just when you start liking them, they start drooping.

Cindy Crawford

It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.

Drew Carey

Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

Unknown

The hardest people to convince they are at retirement age are children at bedtime

Shannon Fife

One of the best lessons children learn through video games is standing still will get them killed quicker than anything else

Jinx Milea

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