The two women exchanged the kind of glance women use when no knife is handy.
You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going.
Americans have different ways of saying things. They say "elevator", we say "lift"... they say "President", we say "stupid psychopathic git.
When good Americans die they go to Paris.
A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won't cross the street to vote in a national election
When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work ask him, 'Whose?'
You start out happy that you have no hips or boobs. All of a sudden you get them, and it feels sloppy. Then just when you start liking them, they start drooping.
It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
God's last name is not "Dammit."
Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
Children really brighten up a household - they never turn the lights off
The hardest people to convince they are at retirement age are children at bedtime
One of the best lessons children learn through video games is standing still will get them killed quicker than anything else
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