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~ You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. ~

P. J. O'Rourke

~ Children aren't happy without something to ignore, And that's what parents were created for ~

Ogden Nash

~ Children really brighten up a household - they never turn the lights off ~

Ralph Bus

~ Americans have different ways of saying things. They say "elevator", we say "lift"... they say "President", we say "stupid psychopathic git. ~

Alexai Sayle

~ When good Americans die they go to Paris. ~

Oscar Wilde

~ A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won't cross the street to vote in a national election ~

Bill Vaughn

~ When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work ask him, 'Whose?' ~

Don Marquis

~ You start out happy that you have no hips or boobs. All of a sudden you get them, and it feels sloppy. Then just when you start liking them, they start drooping. ~

Cindy Crawford

~ It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married. ~

Drew Carey

~ Change is inevitable, except from vending machines. ~

Unknown

~ The hardest people to convince they are at retirement age are children at bedtime ~

Shannon Fife

~ One of the best lessons children learn through video games is standing still will get them killed quicker than anything else ~

Jinx Milea

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