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~ Victory is everything. You can spend the money but you can never spend the memories ~

~ Golf, like the measles, should be caught young, for, if postponed to riper years, the results may be serious ~

~ Golf is like a love affair. If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. ~

Arthur Daley

~ Golf is a fascinating game. It has taken me nearly forty years to discover that I can't play it. ~

Ted Ray

~ The number of shots taken by an opponent who is out of sight is equal to the square root of the sum of the number of curses heard plus the number of swishes ~

Michael Green

~ If profanity had an influence on the flight of the ball, the game of golf would be played far better than it is ~

Horace G. Hutchinson

~ They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. Golf is more complicated than that. ~

Gardner Dickinson

~ I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies ~

Will Rogers

~ Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness. ~

William Wordsworth

~ The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing. ~

Phyllis Diller

~ Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick ~

P.J. O'Rourke

~ Golf gives you an insight into human nature, your own as well as your opponent's. ~

Grantland Rice

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