Golf Quotes

When I putt, my emotions collide like tectonic plates. It's left my memory circuits full of scars that won't heal
Mac O\'Grady

Resolve never to quit, never to give up, no matter what the situation

Victory is everything. You can spend the money but you can never spend the memories
Ken Venturi

Golf is a game in which you yell 'fore', shoot six and write down five
Paul Harvey

Golf tips are like aspirin. One may do you good, but if you swallow the whole bottle you will be lucky to survive
Harvey Penick

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf

Golf gives you an insight into human nature, your own as well as your opponent's.

Man blames fate for other accidents but feels personally responsible for a hole in one.
Martha Beckman

It's a funny thing, the more I practice the luckier I get

If you want to increase your success rate, double your failure rate

Golf is a puzzle without an answer. I've played the game for 40 years and I still haven't the slightest idea how to play.

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.î

The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish

The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody would put a flagstick on top
Pete Dye

The golf links lie so near the mill, That almost every day, The laboring children can look out, And watch the men at play
Sarah Norcliffe Cleghorn

I feel for the sponsors HSBC because they put up a lot of money. This is the richest first prize in all of golf one million pounds
Michael Campbell

My best score ever was 103, but I've only been playing 15 years
Alex Karris

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into a even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose

Golf is based on honesty, where else would you admit to a seven on a par three?
Jimmy Demaret

It's nice to have the opportunity to play for so much money, but it's nicer to win it.
Patty Sheenan

There are no points for style when it comes to putting. It's getting the ball in the cup that counts
Brian Swarbrick

The harder you work, the luckier you get."

Victory is everything. You can spend the money, but you can never spend the memories.
Ken Venturi







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