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Yeah, but I'll be working as a marshal. I'll be helping your team find all the balls they drive into the rough

Seve Ballesteros

The thing is, you see all the money that's available out there. I see where am I going to play. I have no place to play yet. I'm not exempt. I have no security. So if I don't turn pro and I don't make it out here, where am I going to go? Nike? Hooters? Asia? Anywhere but here, I guess

Tiger Woods

We tournament golfers are much overrated. We get paid to much

Tom Watson

Many men are more faithful to their golf partners than to their wives and have stuck with them longer.

John Updike

A gimme can best be defined as an agreement between two golfers neither of whom can putt very well

Unknown

Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you're prepared to lose

Abigail Van Buren

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him

Bob Hope

I don't like to watch golf on television because I can't stand people who whisper

David Brenner

My best score ever is 103, but I've only been playing 15 years

Alex Karras

The game embarrasses you until you feel inadequate.

Ben Crenshaw

Hey, if your looking for a dad-burn superstar, look at this kid. He was so good today, I wanted to caddie for him

Lee Trevino

When I want a long ball, I spin my hips faster

Jack Nicklaus

Lloyd could get down in two from off the earth

Tommy Bolt

Show me a man who plays a good game of golf and I'll show you a man who is neglecting something - John F Kennedy

John Fitzgerald Kennedy

He plays with a style with which I am not personally familiar

Jack Nicklaus

Eighteen holes of match play will teach you more about your foe than nineteen years of dealing with him across the desk

Grantland Rice

The fundamental problem with golf is that every so often, no matter how lacking you may be in the essential virtues required of a steady player, the odds are that one day you will hit the ball straight, hard, and out of sight. This is the essential frustration of this excruciating sport. For when you've done it once, you make the fundamental error of asking yourself why you can't do this all the time. The answer to this question is simple: the first time was a fluke

Colin Bowles

Talking to a golf ball won't do you any good. Unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off.

Bruce Lansky

When I'm on a golf course and it starts to rain and lightning, I hold up my one iron, 'caus I know even God can't hit a one iron

Lee Trevino

I'll always remember the day I broke ninety. I had a few beers in the clubhouse and was so excited I forgot to play the back nine

Bruce Lansky

Golf is the hardest game in the world to play, and the easiest to cheat at

Dave Hill

Never bet with anyone you meet on the first tee, who has a deep suntan, a one iron in his bag and squinty eyes.

Dave Marr

The golf swing is like sex. You can't be thinking about the mechanics of the act while you are performing

Dave Hill

Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club don't you?

Ben Hogan

You don't know what pressure is until you've played for five dollars a hole with only two in your pocket

Lee Trevino

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