If there's a golf course in heaven, I hope it's like Augusta National. I just don't want an early tee time
Gary Player
The secret of golf is to turn three shots into two
Bobby Jones
Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.î
Tiger Woods
The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf.
Bertrand Russell
Golf is assuredly a mystifying game. It would seem that if a person has hit a golf ball correctly a thousand times, he should be able to duplicate the performance at will. But this is certainly not the case
Bobby Jones
The least thing upset him on the links. He missed short putts because of the uproar of the butterflies in the adjoining meadows
P. G. Wodehouse
Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult to endure with a golf club in your hands
Bobby Jones
Coverage of golf's most prestigious tournament was filled with odes to Augusta, plus numerous shots of the picture-postcard setting, bees pollinating and what the host called "azaleas screaming at you and dogwoods whispering to you
Peter Alfano
I can't hit a ball more than 200 yards. I have no butt. You need a butt if you're going to hit a golf ball
Dennis Quaid
Golf is tiddlywinks played while standing up and and wearing a hat
Florence King
When Tiger was 6 months old, he would sit in our garage, watching me hit balls into a net. He had been assimilating his golf swing. When he got out of the high chair, he had a golf swing
Unknown
How about a little noise. How do you expect a man to putt?
Babe Ruth
I don't say my golf game is bad, but if I grew tomatoes they'd come up sliced
unknown
Golf is an open exhibition of overweening ambition, courage deflated by stupidity, skill soured by a whiff of arrogance
Alistair Cooke