Golf Quotes

His nerve, his memory, and I can't remember the third thing

Lee Trevino

Golf is a better game played downhill.

Jack Nicklaus

If there's a golf course in heaven, I hope it's like Augusta National. I just don't want an early tee time

Gary Player

The secret of golf is to turn three shots into two

Bobby Jones

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.î

Tiger Woods

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf.

Bertrand Russell

The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody would put a flagstick on top

Pete Dye

Golf is assuredly a mystifying game. It would seem that if a person has hit a golf ball correctly a thousand times, he should be able to duplicate the performance at will. But this is certainly not the case

Bobby Jones

The least thing upset him on the links. He missed short putts because of the uproar of the butterflies in the adjoining meadows

P. G. Wodehouse

Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult to endure with a golf club in your hands

Bobby Jones

Coverage of golf's most prestigious tournament was filled with odes to Augusta, plus numerous shots of the picture-postcard setting, bees pollinating and what the host called "azaleas screaming at you and dogwoods whispering to you

Peter Alfano

I can't hit a ball more than 200 yards. I have no butt. You need a butt if you're going to hit a golf ball

Dennis Quaid

Golf is tiddlywinks played while standing up and and wearing a hat

Florence King

When Tiger was 6 months old, he would sit in our garage, watching me hit balls into a net. He had been assimilating his golf swing. When he got out of the high chair, he had a golf swing


How about a little noise. How do you expect a man to putt?

Babe Ruth

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