Golf Quotes

Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place, but not much

Buddy Hackett

I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators

Gerald R. Ford

You can talk to a fade but a hook won't listen

Lee Trevino

It is nothing new or original to say that golf is played one stroke at a time. But it took me many years to realize it

Bobby Jones

Thinking instead of acting is the number-one golf disease

Sam Snead

Through the years of experience I have found that air offers less resistance than dirt.

Jack Nicklaus

There are two things that won't last long in this world, and that's dogs chasing cars and pros putting for pars

Lee Trevino

I like going there for golf. America's one vast golf course these days

Edward VIII

A golf course is the epitome of all that is purely transitory in the universe; a space not to dwell in, but to get over as quickly as possible

Jean Giraudoux

Golf is the hardest game in the world. There is no way you can ever get it. Just when you think you do, the game jumps up and puts you in your place

Ben Crenshaw

I'm not out there just to be dancing around. I expect to win every time I tee up

Lee Trevino

In the game of life it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relives you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season

Lee Trevino

Golf is played with the arms

Sam Snead

His nerve, his memory, and I can't remember the third thing

Lee Trevino

Golf is a better game played downhill.

Jack Nicklaus