Golf Quotes

Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five

It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf
Robert Lynd

If profanity had an influence on the flight of the ball, the game of golf would be played far better than it is.
Horace G. Hutchinson

They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. Golf is more complicated than that.
Gardner Dickinson

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?
Al Boliska

Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing.

It is good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling

The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody would put a flag stick on top
Pete Dye

I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators.
Gerald Ford

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.

If I hit it right, it's a slice. If I hit it left, it's a hook. If I hit it straight, it's a miracle.

The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.
George Deukmejian

We learn so many things from golf -- how to suffer, for instance.

I've had a good day when I don't fall out of the cart.
Buddy Hackett

It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.

The more I practice, the luckier I get.

It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course

My goal this year is basically to find the fairways
Lauri Peterson

I don't need to know where the green is. Where is the golf course?

When you start driving your ball down the middle, you meet a different class of people
Phil Harris

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf will. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you can get so sore at yourself that you forget to hate you enemies.

After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye







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