Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose
Woodrow T. Wilson
Gimme: an agreement between two losers who can't putt
Jim Bishop
No other game combines the wonder of nature with the discipline of sport in such carefully planned ways. A great golf course both frees and challenges a golfer's mind
Tom Watson
One of the most fascinating things about golf is how it reflects the cycle of life. No matter what you shoot, the next day you have to go back to the first tee and begin all over again and make yourself into something.
Peter Marshall
It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course
Hank Aaron
One advantage of golf over bowling is that you never lose a bowling ball.
Unknown
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
Bob Hope
He's as good at his age as Jack (Nicklaus) was, and look at what Jack has done in the gime of golf. That's the highest praise I can give anyone, to compare him to Jack Nicklaus.
Michael Bonallack
How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now
Dwight David Eisenhower
I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore
Chi Chi Rodriguez
Golf is a wonderful exercise. You can stand on your feet for hours, watching somebody else putt
Will Rogers
He who has the fastest golf cart never has a bad lie
Mickey Mantle