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~ The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf-it's almost a law ~
 ~ Never let up. The more you can win by, the more doubts you put in the other players' minds the next time out ~
~ The great thing about this game is that the bad days are wonderful. ~
~ Golf, more than most games, has a number of cliches, often successfully disguised as "tips" ~
~ Golf: A five mile walk punctuated with disappointments ~
~ People who work together will win, whether it be against complex football defences, or the problems of modern society. ~
~ I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser ~
~ Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five. ~
~ Talking about golf is always boring. Playing golf can be interesting, but not the part where you try to hit the little ball; only the part where you drive the cart. ~
~ In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf ~
~ When you fall in love with golf, you seldom fall easy. It's obsession at first sight ~
~ Golf: A game in which you claim the privileges of age and retain the playthings of youth ~
~ Golf is a game in which the slowest people in the world are those in front of you, and the fastest are those behind ~
~ Golf is an exercise in Scottish pointlessness for people who are no longer able to throw telephone poles at each other ~
~ Golf is typical capitalist lunacy ~
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