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My goal this year is basically to find the fairways

Lauri Peterson

I don't need to know where the green is. Where is the golf course?

Babe Ruth

When you start driving your ball down the middle, you meet a different class of people

Phil Harris

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf will. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you can get so sore at yourself that you forget to hate you enemies.

Will Rogers

After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye

Chi Chi Rodriguez

Golf isn't a game, it's a choice that one makes with one's life.

Charles Rosin

Columbus went around the world in 1492. That isn't a lot of strokes when you consider the course

Lee Trevino

Golf has more rules than any other game, because golf has more cheaters than any other game

Bruce Lansky

On a recent survey, 80 percent of golfers admitted cheating. The other 20 percent lied

Bruce Lansky

Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by an occasional miracle

Anonymous

Golf's a hard game to figure. One day you'll go out and slice it, shank it, hit all the traps, and miss every green. The next day you go out and, for no reason at all, you really stink

Bob Hope

Only a stupid golfer throws his club behind him. The smart golfer throws his club ahead so he can pick it up on the way to the next hole. Always remember: Golf clubs don't float

Anonymous

Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing

Ben Hogan

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller..

Winston Churchil

Golf is a lot like life. When you make a decision, stick with it.

Byron Nelson

Golf: A plague invented by the Calvinistic Scots as a punishment for man's

James Reston

I get to play golf for a living. What more can you ask for -- getting paid

Tiger Woods

that can take 5 strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser

Arnold Palmer

I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games.