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emotionally. The greatest and toughest art in golf is "playing badly..

ack Nicklaus

something you create by hitting millions of golf balls...

Lee Trevino

have never been troubled by nerves in golf because I felt I had nothing to..

Harry Vardon

Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five

John Updike

Golf is like an 18-year-old girl with big boobs. You know it's wrong but you can't keep away from her

Val Doonican

Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.

Unknown

Fifty years ago, 100 white men chasing one black man across a field was called the Ku Klux Klan. Today it's called the PGA Tour

Author

A game in which you claim the privileges of age, and retain the playthings of childhood.

Unknown

"It is a hopeless endeavour to unite the contrarieties of spring and winter; it is unjust to claim the priveleges of age, and retain the play- things of childhood,"

Samuel Johnson

The sport of choice for the urban poor is basketball. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is bowling. The sport of choice for front-line workers is football. The sport of choice for supervisors is baseball. The sport of choice for middle management is tennis. The sport of choice for corporate officers is golf. Conclusion: The higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.

Unknown

When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit.

Unknown

Golf is life. If you can't take golf, you can't take life.

Unknown

If your opponent is playing several shots in vain attempts to extricate himself from a bunker, do not stand near him and audibly count his strokes. It would be justifiable homicide if he wound up his pitiable exhibition by applying his niblick to your head.

Harry Vardon

Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And it took a seven to do that.

Jim Murray

I'm hitting the woods just great, but I'm having a terrible time getting out of them

Harry Toscano

I can airmail the golf ball, but sometimes I don't put the right address on it.

Jim Dent

Some of us worship in churches, some in synagogues, some on golf courses.

Adlai Stevenson

I would like to deny all allegations by Bob Hope that during my last game of golf, I hit an eagle, a birdie, an elk and a moose.

Gerald Ford

The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life.

Chi Chi Rodriguez

A golf course is nothing but a poolroom moved outdoors

Barry Fitzgerald

I'll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105

Bob Hope

Swinging at daisies is like playing electric guitar with a tennis racket: if it were that easy, we could all be Jerry Garcia. The ball changes everything.

Michael Bamberger

The trouble that most of us find with the modern matched sets of clubs is that they don't really seem to know any more about the game than the old ones did.

Robert Browning

Golf is the cruelest of sports. Like life, it's unfair. It's a harlot. A trollop. It leads you on. It never lives up to its promises.... It's a boulevard of broken dreams. It plays with men. And runs off with the butcher.

Jim Murray

Golf is an open exhibition of overweening ambition, courage deflated by stupidity, skill scoured by a whiff of arrogance

Alistair Cooke

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