Golf Quotes

It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place this world is when one is playing golf.

Robert Lynd

Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad

A.A. Milne

Golf, like the measles, should be caught young, for, if postponed to riper years, the results may be serious

P.G. Wodehouse

I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game: it's called an eraser.

Arnold Palmer

The people who gave us golf and called it a game are the same people who gave us bag pipes and called it music.


The least thing upsets him on the links. He missed short putts because of the uproar of butterflies in the adjoining meadows

P.G. Wodehouse

There's something intrinsically therapeutic about choosing to spend your time in a wide, open park- like setting that non-golfers can never truly understand.

Charles Rosin

It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf.

H. L. Mencken

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.

Will Rogers

If you're caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron

Lee Trevino

The hardest shot in golf? The next one

Bobby Jones

I've been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals

Bob Hope

Tee your ball high...the air offers less resistance than dirt

Jack Nicklaus

The trees taunt you; the sand mocks you; the water calls your name... and they say golf is a quiet game


Only a stupid golfer throws his club behind him. The smart golfer throws his club ahead so he can pick it up on the way to the next hole. Always remember: Golf clubs don't float


time and then move on. Remember that golf is just a game

Nancy Lopez

Golf is a game of precision, not strength

Jack Nicklaus

Golf is an exercise in Scottish pointlessness for people who are no longer...

Florence King

Golf is not and never has been a fair game.

Jack Nicklaus

If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of..

Lee Trevino

new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball...

Jack Lemmon

liars out of the American people than golf

Will Rogers

Professional golf is the only sport where, if you win 20% of the time

Jack Nicklaus

emotionally. The greatest and toughest art in golf is "playing badly..

ack Nicklaus

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Updated On : November 01, 2008
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