Golf Quotes

Trevino is in a league by himself. We don't even count him. We figure when you come in second, you're a winner.

The best wood in most amateurs' bags is the pencil.

The average golfer doesn't play golf. He attacks it

Jack Burke

The least thing upset him on the links. He missed short putts because of the uproar of butterflies in the adjoining meadows.

P.G. Wodehouse

Golf is like chasing a quinine pill around a cow pasture

Winston Churchill

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.

Billy Graham

Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?

Bob Hope

Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing

Ben Hogan

Yeah, after each of my downhill putts.

Homero Blancas

Golf is golf. You hit the ball, you go find it. Then you hit it again

Lon Hinkle

To some golfers, the greatest handicap is the ability to add correctly

Unknown

I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

Joe E. Lewis

Golf without mistakes is like watching haircuts. A dinner without wine.

Jim Murray

If I had my way, any man guilty of golf would be barred from any public office in the United States and the families of the breed would be shipped off to the white slave corrals of Argentina.

H.L. Mencken

If you want to take long walks, take long walks. If you want to hit things with sticks, hit things with sticks. But there's no excuse for combining the two and putting the results on TV. Golf is not so much a sport as an insult to lawns

Unknown

A golfer's diet: live on greens as much as possible.

Unknown

Born to golf. Forced to work.

Unknown

My body is here, but my mind has already teed off.

Unknown

May thy ball lie in green pastures... and not in still waters.

Unknown

If I hit it right, it's a slice. If I hit it left, it's a hook. If I hit it straight, it's a miracle.

Unknown

The harder you work, the luckier you get.