One almost expects one of the players to peer into the monitor and politely request viewers to refrain from munching so loudly on cheese and crackers while the golfers are trying to reach the greens.
Pete Alfano
Men who would face torture without a word become blasphemous at the short fourteenth. It is clear that the game of golf may well be included in that category of intolerable provocations which may legally excuse or mitigate behaviour not otherwise excusable.
A.P. Herbert
Baseball players quit playing and they take up golf. Basketball players quit, take up golf. Football players quit, take up golf. What are we supposed to take up when we quit?
George Archer
A golf course outside a big town serves an excellent purpose in that it segregates, as though a concentration camp, all the idle and idiot well-to-do
Osbert Sitwell
It's good sportsmanship not to pick up lost balls while they are still rolling.
Mark Twain
Find a man with both feet firmly on the ground and you've found a man about to make a difficult putt
Fletcher Knebel
If you call on God to improve the results of a shot while it is still in motion, you are using "an outside agency" and subject to appropriate penalties under the rules of golf.
Henry Longhurst
The difference between golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.
George Deukmejian
I don't exaggerate - I just remember big
Chi Chi Rodriguez
There's no game like golf: you go out with three friends, play eighteen holes, and return with three enemies
Unknown
Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated
Arnold Palmer
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling
Mark Twain
Always make a total effort, even when the odds are against you
Arnold Palmer