Golf Quotes

A "gimme" can best be defined as an agreement between two golfers, neither of whom can putt very well.


Golf is a game in which the ball lies poorly and the players well.

Art Rosenbaum

One thing about golf is you don't know why you play bad and why you play good.

George Archer

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards

Al Boliska

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him

Bob Hope

Golf is the most fun you can have without taking your clothes off.

Chi Chi Rodriguez

"After all, golf is only a game," said Millicent. Women say these things without thinking. It does not mean that there is a kink in their character. They simply don't realise what they are saying

P.G. Wodehouse,

Golf is not, on the whole, a game for realists. By its exactitudes of measurements it invites the attention of perfectionists

Heywood Hale Broun

His driving is unbelievable. I don't go that far on my holidays.

Ian Baker-Finch

Golf seems to me an arduous way to go for a walk. I prefer to take the dogs out.

Princess Anne

If you wish to hide your character, do not play golf

Percey Boomer

When you hear someone shout "You da man," if he ain't shouting at Arnold Palmer, then it ain't da man

Ron Green

Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle.


What's nice about our tour is you can't remember your bad shots.

Bob Bruce

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.

Jack Lemmon

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Updated On : November 01, 2008
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