If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him
Bob Hope
Golf is the most fun you can have without taking your clothes off.
Chi Chi Rodriguez
"After all, golf is only a game," said Millicent. Women say these things without thinking. It does not mean that there is a kink in their character. They simply don't realise what they are saying
P.G. Wodehouse,
Golf is not, on the whole, a game for realists. By its exactitudes of measurements it invites the attention of perfectionists
Heywood Hale Broun
When you hear someone shout "You da man," if he ain't shouting at Arnold Palmer, then it ain't da man
Ron Green
Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle.
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