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Essentially, he has been retired since he was 21

I've always made a total effort, even when the odds seemed entirely against me. I never quit trying; I never felt that I didn't have a chance to win

Arnold Palmer

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round

Ben Hogan

A lot of guys who have have never choked, have never been in the position to do so

Tom Watson

I'm hitting the woods just great, but I'm having a terrible time getting out of them

Harry Tofcano

Golf is an ideal diversion, but a ruinous disease

Bertie Forbes

Golf is twenty percent mechanics and technique. The other eighty percent is philosophy, humor, tragedy, romance, melodrama, companionship, camaraderie, cussedness, and conversation

Grantland Rice

It's the most fun I've had with my clothes on.

Lee Trevino

Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at it

Jimmy Demaret

Golf is good walk spoiled

Mark Twain

My game is so bad I gotta hire three caddies- one to walk the left rough, one for the right, and one for the middle. And the one in the middle doesn't have much to do.

Dave Hill

We speak of eyeball-to-eyeball encounters between men great and small. Even more reaching and revealing of character is the eyeball-to-golfball confrontation, whereby our most secret natures are mercilessly tested by a small, round, whitish object with no mind or will but with a very definite life of its own, and with whims perverse and beatific

John Stewart Martin

Be funny on a golf course? Do I kid my best friend's mother about her heart condition?

Phil Silvers

The reason the golf pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing

Phyllis Diller

I'd give up golf if I didn't have so many sweaters

Bob Hope

The right way to play golf is to go up and hit the bloody thing

George Duncan

If you pick up a golfer and hold it close to your ear, like a conch shell, and listen- you will hear an alibi

Fred Beck

Every rock'n'roll band I know, guys with long hair and tattoos, plays golf now

Alice Cooper

Nobody asked how you looked, just what you shot

Sam Snead

You know what they say about big hitters...the woods are full of them

Jimmy Demaret

Peter Alliss is astounded by a put or shot at the British Open

corr blimey O\'Reilly

The mind messes up more shots than the body

Tommy Bolt

In Africa some of the native tribes have a custom of beating the ground with clubs and uttering spine chilling cries. Anthropologists call this a form of self expression. In America we call it golf

Becker

Golf is like marbles for adults

unknown

Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a bagpipe.

Unknown

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