Golf Quotes

May thy ball lie in green pastures... and not in still waters.


If I hit it right, it's a slice. If I hit it left, it's a hook. If I hit it straight, it's a miracle.


The harder you work, the luckier you get.

Gary Player

The members who command the best service at your golf club either have the lowest handicaps or the highest bar bills


A golfer's diet: live on greens as much as possible


An interesting thing about golf is that no matter how badly you play, it is always possible to get worse


You're only here for a short visit. Don't hurry, don't worry. And be sure to smell the flowers along the way

Walter Hagen

Sometimes things work out on the golf course and sometimes they don't. Life will go on. You try to understand what happens, but maybe today I don't want to know. I just screwed up so maybe I should just put it behind me.

Greg Norman

Many a golfer prefers a golf cart to a caddy because the cart cannot count, criticize or laugh


The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise

Roger Simon

A kid grows up a lot faster on the golf course. Golf teaches you how to behave

Jack Nicklaus

I'd like to see the fairways more narrow. Then everyone would have to play from the rough, not just me

Seve Ballesteros

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf

Will Rogers

The Green Bay Packers never lost a football game. They just ran out of time

Vince Lombardi

Pressure is playing for ten dollars when you don't have a dime in your pocket

Lee Trevino

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round.

Ben Hogan

You must play boldly to win

Arnold Palmer

Golf is like life in a lot of ways - All the biggest wounds are self-inflicted

Bill Clinton

Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing

Dave Barry

Golf is not a fair game, so why build a course fair?

Pete Dye

The greens are harder than a whore's heart

Sam Snead

I find golf very's a way to get away from work and get outside. It's a lot of fun, and once you get going it's almost kind of addictive

Bill Gates

Competitive golf is played mainly on a five-and-a-half-inch course...the space between your ears

Bobby Jones

An amateur golfer is one who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging, and once again after swinging


The Power Of Failure: We Get To Decide What It Means

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Updated On : November 01, 2008
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