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~ Yeah, but I'll be working as a marshal. I'll be helping your team find all the balls they drive into the rough ~
~ The thing is, you see all the money that's available out there. I see where am I going to play. I have no place to play yet. I'm not exempt. I have no security. So if I don't turn pro and I don't make it out here, where am I going to go? Nike? Hooters? Asia?
Anywhere but here, I guess ~
~ We tournament golfers are much overrated. We get paid to much ~
~ Many men are more faithful to their golf partners than to their wives and have stuck with them longer. ~
~ A gimme can best be defined as an agreement between two golfers neither of whom can putt very well ~
~ Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you're prepared to lose ~
~ If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him ~
~ I don't like to watch golf on television because I can't stand people who whisper ~
~ My best score ever is 103, but I've only been playing 15 years ~
~ The game embarrasses you until you feel inadequate. ~
~ Hey, if your looking for a dad-burn superstar, look at this kid. He was so good today, I wanted to caddie for him ~
~ When I want a long ball, I spin my hips faster ~
~ Lloyd could get down in two from off the earth ~
~ Show me a man who plays a good game of golf and I'll show you a man who is neglecting something - John F Kennedy ~
~ He plays with a style with which I am not personally familiar ~
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