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~ Mulligan: invented by an Irishman who wanted to hit one more twenty yard grounder ~
~ The only shots you can be sure of are those you've had already. ~
~ You've just one problem. You stand too close to the ball after you've hit it. ~
~ The fun you get from golf is in direct ratio to the effort you don't put into it. ~
~ We have fifty-one golf courses in Palm Springs. He(Gerald Ford) never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot...At least he can't cheat on his score- because all you have to do is look back down the fairway and count the wounded ~
~ You can't lose an old golf ball ~
~ Indeed, the highest pleasure of golf may be that on the fairways and far from all the pressures of commerce and rationality, we can feel immortal for a few hours ~
~ When he gets the ball into a tough place, that's when he's most relaxed. I think it's because he has so much experience at it ~
~ A professional will tell you the amount of flex you need in the shaft of your club. The more the flex, the more strength you will need to break the thing over your knees ~
~ There are three ways of learning golf: by study, which is the most wearisome; by imitation, which is the most fallacious; and by experience, which is the most bitter. ~
~ Why am I using a new putter? Because the last one didn't float too well ~
~ I'd like to see the fairways more narrow. Then everybody would have to play from the rough, not just me ~
~ Everybody has two swings-a beautiful practice swing and the choked-up one with which they hit the ball. So it wouldn't do either of us a damned bit of good to look at your practice swing ~
~ If your caddie coaches you on the tee, 'Hit it down the left side with a little draw,' ignore him. All you do on the tee is try not to hit the caddie. ~
~ Always throw your clubs ahead of you. That way you don't have to waste energy going back to pick them up ~
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