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~ Always keep in mind that if God didn't want a man to have mulligans, golf balls wouldn't come three to a sleeve ~
 ~ Competitive golf is played mainly on a five-and-a-half-inch course, the space between your ears ~
~ Actually, the only time I ever took out a one iron was to kill a tarantula. And I took a seven to do that. ~
~ Golf tips are like aspirin. One may do you good, but if you swallow the whole bottle you will be lucky to survive ~
~ Happiness is a long walk with a putter. ~
~ Playing golf is just like going to a strip club. You're all revved up, ready to go. But three hours later, you're depressed, plastered, and most of your balls are missing ~
~ Golf is an easy game...It's just hard to play ~
~ Golf is a sport in which the ball lies poorly but the player well ~
~ They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. It's more complicated than that. ~
~ In Scotland, a new game was invented. It was entitled Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language ~
~ Eighteen holes of match play will teach you more about your foe than 18 years of dealing with him across a desk. ~
~ The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie. ~
~ Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five ~
~ It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf ~
~ If profanity had an influence on the flight of the ball, the game of golf would be played far better than it is. ~
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