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~ My goal this year is basically to find the fairways ~
~ I don't need to know where the green is. Where is the golf course? ~
~ When you start driving your ball down the middle, you meet a different class of people ~
~ I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf will. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you can get so sore at yourself that you forget to hate you enemies. ~
~ After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye ~
~ Golf isn't a game, it's a choice that one makes with one's life. ~
~ Columbus went around the world in 1492. That isn't a lot of strokes when you consider the course ~
~ Golf has more rules than any other game, because golf has more cheaters than any other game ~
~ On a recent survey, 80 percent of golfers admitted cheating. The other 20 percent lied ~
~ Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by an occasional miracle ~
~ Golf's a hard game to figure. One day you'll go out and slice it, shank it, hit all the traps, and miss every green. The next day you go out and, for no
reason at all, you really stink ~
~ Only a stupid golfer throws his club behind him. The smart golfer throws his club ahead so he can pick it up on the way to the next hole. Always
remember: Golf clubs don't float ~
~ Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf
swing ~
~ Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller.. ~
~ Golf is a lot like life. When you make a decision, stick with it. ~
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