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~ Golf: A plague invented by the Calvinistic Scots as a punishment for man's ~
~ I get to play golf for a living. What more can you ask for -- getting paid ~
~ that can take 5 strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser ~
~ I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games. ~
~ it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf... ~
~ It takes hundreds of good golf shots to gain confidence, but only one bad ~
~ baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course... ~
~ next shot is eighty percent of winning golf.. ~
~ Professional golf is the only sport where, if you win 20% of the time ~
~ The golf course is the only place I can go dressed like a pimp and fit in.. ~
~ emotionally. The greatest and toughest art in golf is "playing badly.. ~
~ something you create by hitting millions of golf balls... ~
~ have never been troubled by nerves in golf because I felt I had nothing to.. ~
~ Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five ~
~ Golf is like an 18-year-old girl with big boobs. You know it's wrong but you can't keep away from her ~
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