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~ If I had my way, any man guilty of golf would be barred from any public office in the United States and the families of the breed would be shipped off to the white slave corrals of Argentina. ~
 ~ If you want to take long walks, take long walks. If you want to hit things with sticks, hit things with sticks. But there's no excuse for combining the two and putting the results on TV. Golf is not so much a sport as an insult to lawns ~
~ A golfer's diet: live on greens as much as possible. ~
~ Born to golf. Forced to work. ~
~ My body is here, but my mind has already teed off. ~
~ May thy ball lie in green pastures... and not in still waters. ~
~ If I hit it right, it's a slice. If I hit it left, it's a hook. If I hit it straight, it's a miracle. ~
~ The members who command the best service at your golf club either have the lowest handicaps or the highest bar bills ~
~ A golfer's diet: live on greens as much as possible ~
~ An interesting thing about golf is that no matter how badly you play, it is always possible to get worse ~
~ You're only here for a short visit. Don't hurry, don't worry. And be sure to smell the flowers along the way ~
~ Sometimes things work out on the golf course and sometimes they don't. Life will go on. You try to understand what happens, but maybe today I don't want to know. I just screwed up so maybe I should just put it behind me. ~
~ Many a golfer prefers a golf cart to a caddy because the cart cannot count, criticize or laugh ~
~ The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise ~
~ I'd like to see the fairways more narrow. Then everyone would have to play from the rough, not just me ~
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