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Real golfers, no matter what the provocation, never strike a caddie with the driver. The sand wedge is far more effective

Huxtable Pippey

They call it golf because all of the other four-letter words were taken.

Raymond Floyd

My handicap? Woods and irons.

Chris Codiroli

The golf swing is like a suitcase into which we are trying to pack one too many things.

John Updike

Even God has to practice his putting

Golf Saying

The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody put a flagstick on top.

Pete Dye

If you're caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron

Lee Trevino

Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.

Jim Bishop

I know I am getting better at golf because I'm hitting fewer spectators.

Gerald Ford

Play it as it lies" is one of the fundamental dictates of golf. The other is "Wear it if it clashes

Henry Beard

I just hope I don't have to explain all the times I've used His name in vain when I get up there

Bob Hope

It is more satisfying to be a bad player at golf. The worse you play, the better you remember the occasional good shot.

Nubar Gulbenkian

After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye

Chi Chi Rodriguez

Playing the game I have learned the meaning of humility. It has given me an understanding of futility of the human effort.

Abba Eban

It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.

Hank Aaron

One of the most fascinating things about golf is how it reflects the cycle of life. No matter what you shoot - the next day you have to go back to the first tee and begin all over again and make yourself into something

Peter Jacobsen

You are meant to play the ball as it lies, a fact that may help to touch on your own objective approach to life.

Grantland Rice

A golf ball is like a clock. Always hit it at 6 o'clock and make it go toward 12 o'clock. But make sure you're in the same time zone

Chi Chi Rodriguez

Golf isn't like other sports where you can take a player out if he's having a bad day. You have to play the whole game

Phil Blackmar

Golf is the cruelest game, because eventually it will drag you out in front of the whole school, take your lunch money and slap you around.

Rick Reilly

Golf is essentially an exercise in masochism conducted out-of-doors.

Paul O\'Neil

No game designed to be played with the aid of personal servants by right-handed men who can't even bring along their dogs can be entirely good for the soul.

Bruce McCall

These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow.

Sam Snead

Golf is not a game, it's bondage. It was obviously devised by a man torn with guilt, eager to atone for his sins.

Jim Murray

Golf is an awkward set of bodily contortions designed to produce a graceful result.

Tommy Armour

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