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~ The least thing upsets him on the links. He missed short putts because of the uproar of butterflies in the adjoining meadows ~
~ There's something intrinsically therapeutic about choosing to spend your time in a wide, open park- like setting that non-golfers can never truly understand. ~
~ It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf. ~
~ The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. ~
~ If you're caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron ~
~ The hardest shot in golf? The next one ~
~ I've been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals ~
~ Tee your ball high...the air offers less resistance than dirt ~
~ The trees taunt you; the sand mocks you; the water calls your name... and they say golf is a quiet game ~
~ time and then move on. Remember that golf is just a game ~
~ Golf is a game of precision, not strength ~
~ Golf is an exercise in Scottish pointlessness for people who are no longer... ~
~ Golf is not and never has been a fair game. ~
~ If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of.. ~
~ new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball... ~
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