Golf Quotes

It is good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling

Mark Twain

If you are going to throw a club, it is important to throw it ahead of you, down the fairway, so you don't have to waste energy going back to pick it up

Tommy Bolt

The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody would put a flag stick on top

Pete Dye

I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators.

Gerald Ford

If I hit it right, it's a slice. If I hit it left, it's a hook. If I hit it straight, it's a miracle.

Unknown

The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.

George Deukmejian

We learn so many things from golf -- how to suffer, for instance.

Bruce Lansky

I've had a good day when I don't fall out of the cart.

Buddy Hackett

It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.

Hank Aaron

The more I practice, the luckier I get.

Gary Player

It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course

Hank Aaron

My goal this year is basically to find the fairways

Lauri Peterson

I don't need to know where the green is. Where is the golf course?

Babe Ruth

When you start driving your ball down the middle, you meet a different class of people

Phil Harris

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf will. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you can get so sore at yourself that you forget to hate you enemies.

Will Rogers