Golf Quotes

If profanity had an influence on the flight of the ball, the game of golf would be played far better than it is.

Horace G. Hutchinson

They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. Golf is more complicated than that.

Gardner Dickinson

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air

Jack Benny

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?

Al Boliska

Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing.

Ben Hogan

It is good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling

Mark Twain

If you are going to throw a club, it is important to throw it ahead of you, down the fairway, so you don't have to waste energy going back to pick it up

Tommy Bolt

The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody would put a flag stick on top

Pete Dye

I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators.

Gerald Ford

If I hit it right, it's a slice. If I hit it left, it's a hook. If I hit it straight, it's a miracle.

Unknown

The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.

George Deukmejian

We learn so many things from golf -- how to suffer, for instance.

Bruce Lansky

I've had a good day when I don't fall out of the cart.

Buddy Hackett

It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.

Hank Aaron

The more I practice, the luckier I get.

Gary Player

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Updated On : November 01, 2008
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